Enoch or Dorothy?

There is a tornado watch until mid-night tonight...maybe you should sleep up here in the big house, just to be on the safe side my mom says to me.

What she doesn't know is that I'm planning on running out to the road and hitching a ride to heaven, or--at the very least--the other side of the rainbow.

parenthetically: For years Little Rat couldn't say tornado-- toenailer always emerged instead and, along with helihopter, Wal-Marth and hairport, has become indelible in our family vernacular