14 October 2010

blood & marriage

Verbatim conversation with a patient today:

Patient: You got a husband?

Me: No.

Patient: A boyfriend?

Me: No.

Patient: Is that blood on your shoes?

Me: Uh. Yeah. Looks like it.

Patient: No wonder you ain't married yet.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haaaaa.

A patient yesterday asked me if me or my preceptor was hotter.

11:32 PM
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